TISNEH The Horrors.

Dutteh Pum.

Driving on the way to Birmingham with a sat nav lady that got on our tits.
got us there though.
In the period between this picture and the next alot happened.
We got there and checked in, chilled out for around 2o minutes then decided to go for a walk.
After passing a pizza planet which sold 16" pizza's for a mere £6.99 we passed a Spearmint Rhino. CLASSY
After about 45 minutes trekking we stumbled across a Birmingham version of OBBO, we sat and ate and drank and then drank on the beer garden where i got sun burnt and we all thought we caught sunstroke.
We then walked for another 45 minutes which took us to the centre of town where they were giving out Muller rice, not shitty little promotion tubs, but full on big tubs of it, they were cold too!
So we munched them (blueberry being the group favourite) and asked for directions to the Carling academy, which wasn't too far from the Muller rice van, about 10, 15 minutes.
So, in total we must of walked about 50,000 miles to find out where we needed to be tonight.
We had to walk back!
We stopped at a different Birmingham's version of an obbo and stocked up at tesco.
We got booze and chips and dips.
We walked and walked, he complained he complained he complained.

It was so hot in the hotel room when we got there, the bath got full up of cold water, the drinks got put in there along with our feet, mine were killing from the 100,000 mile walk we did.

In the background the TVs on, it was on radio one talking about gigs and stuff.

We texted in and it got read out.

It went something like this.

"We're in a hotel room in Birmingham waiting to go and see the horrors, big shout out to Truffles, Amie and Liz. from Smeg Kayne and Adam."

We went CRAZY!!!

We saw some identical twins there, they were from Ilkeston.

What do you think of the gig?

I got right to the front somehow when they came on with their encore which was full of their first album. I was soaking with greb sweat.

This was a shelter for dogs belonging to big issue sellers.

This was one of the last pictures took, after this we walked all the way to this bar called reflex with 4 bottles of cobra (i think) which we thought were a bargain at £10.

After Smeg paying on plastic all night we robbed bottles of lambrini and danced to half a smiths song along with some others, oh and don't forget pissing on reflex's radiators.

After that.....2 16" pizza's were bought but half of one eaten.
We all fell out and we doing stupid things, i hurt my foot and fell over because Smeg thought it'd be hilarious to turn the taps on full blast and run out the run.

T'is funny looking back.

He later puked in the bath and the sink but not the toilet.

IT FUCKIN' REEKED!!!

Forgive the picture quality, they're pictures off my phone.